01/22/2010

Pro Bowl will miss Brady this year


MIAMI - The Pro Bowl in Miami a week before the Super Bowl will mark the 1st time that new england Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has pulled out of anything in the past 5 years. It's probably for the best but the Pro Bowl can not help feeling scorned as it was was looking to become pregnant by Brady, one of easiest quarterbacks of all time and renowned for going all the way quite early in his career. 'Was I not good enough?' asked the Pro Bowl. 'Not slutty enough? Now I must accept fellows like Matt Schaub. He does not even play on a genuine team. The Texans are just the team the Bears made to get shot of Rex Grossman. Brady, come back! I need to be your third baby mama!'. TAUNTR.com
Jan 22, 2010 8:10:04 AM

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