01/21/2010

Pistons fan reveals heckling scouting report on Celtics


DETROIT - The heckling Detroit Pistons fan who Boston Celtics forward Glen'Big Baby' Davis roared an obscenity at met up with reporters today. James Kowalski, a Detroit native explained what happened. 'I scouted Davis actually well,' recounted Kowalski. 'I observed ages of Celtics film before the game to profile the team and figure out what taunts might actually sting. I spotted Davis was pretty fat, at least for an NBA player, so I made a decision I'd call him 'fat boy' which I think is pretty original. I'm glad I could help the Pistons beat the Celtics tonight.' Kowalski said he also called Brian Scalabrine a'goofy ginger' and Kevin Garnett'tall.'. TAUNTR.com
Jan 21, 2010 10:47:37 PM

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