WASHINGTON - The NBA disclosed their best selling jerseys today, with Kobe Bryant and LeBron James topping the list. Gilbert Arenas, though a popular jersey seen often worn in inner towns was absent from the list. 'Arenas jerseys have topped our most-stolen jersey list,' asserted NBA Merchandising spokesperson Carl Reeves. 'We've spotted that folk who like guns also typically like taking things too.' That makes Arenas very preferred among petty thieves and hoodlums who like basketball. 'Nah I did not steal this shit,' declared Terrence Clemens, magicians fan of his Arenas jersey. 'I showed them my glock with an Ed Hardy dragoncat painte on it at the Modell's and they gave it to me for free.'. TAUNTR.com
