01/21/2010

Lane Kiffin caught drunk driving


LOS ANGELES - former Tennessee and current varsity of Southern California coach has been working day and night, trying to find a awesome Coed naked Drunk Driving Tshirt from the early 90s. He has been on eBay, craigslist, naughty America Coeds.com, you name it. Kiffin hopelessly wants to find this Coed naked Drunk Driving Shirt which shows a Lexus bust into a tree with an old guy in the front seat encircled by hot school chicks. Kiffin feels that this single t-shirt captures all the essential nature of his time in Knoxvile. 'This will be actually cool to wear around California, said Kiffin. 'They're so modern out there. This is what I used to wear when I was fashionable. I just need to fit in. I'm going to miss drunk driving with Coeds though. That shit was so simple to get away with in Tennessee.'. TAUNTR.com
Jan 21, 2010 12:10:05 AM

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