MIAMI - The Pro Bowl in Miami a week before the Super Bowl will mark the first time that New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has pulled out of anything during the past 5 years. It's potentially for the best but the Pro Bowl can't help feeling scorned as it was was expecting to become pregnant by Brady, one of most simple quarterbacks ever and renowned for going all of the way quite early in his career. 'Was I not good enough?' asked the Pro Bowl. 'Not slutty enough? Now I have to accept blokes like Matt Schaub. He does not even play on a real team. The Texans are just the team the Bears created to lose Rex Grossman. Brady, come back! I need to be your 3rd baby mama!'. TAUNTR.com
